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You know folks, if you don't get blocked by at least one minor celebrity, you're not doing Twitter right.
Thankful my life is fulfilling enough I don't have to wait in a line all night long just to spend money on unfulfilling crap y'all.
Hydrocodone and Natural Light. And a bowl of lukewarm lentil soup. God bless, y'all
Has there ever been as great a rock and roll song as The Flaming Lips' "Pilot Can at the Queer of God?" I think not kids, I think not.
Arsenal vs Sunderland on ESPN live this morning? Didn't we win a fucking war 200+ years ago so we wouldn't have to put up with this shit?
Actually, think I'll do that anyways. Fuck Cam.
In a Florida Panhandle bar waiting on a girl who claims to have read William Shirer's "The Third Reich." Happy.
Yeah, not watching English soccer on FOX. We fought an 8 year war of independence so we wouldn't have to do that on our Sundays.
Some Yankees fan was just immortalized for 5 seconds after his "Hey, Cabrera! Nice haircut!" taunt got picked up on TBS.
Saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the right time. Or vice-versa. Whatever. Fuck you.