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Getting paid to sit on my ass and wrap Christmas presents all day.. #bestjobever
Just got way too excited about finding two yellow starbursts in my purse... 😔
Only 2 more sleeps till I'm back on the Hill 🐗
Okay no to the man in the orange Ford Focus who just drive by blaring Nickelback
Always the bro, never the hoe
Friday evening... I need you. ASAP.
Harry Potter's face in The Goblet of Fire when he says, "I love magic!" is just the best.