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I need to stop telling people I hope to see them soon.
..do they know hashtags don't work on Facebook?
I can't keep working at this can crushing factory. It's soda pressing.
Every conversation I've had today has been about how rough I look.
When you get old, everybody thinks your wise. I'm not wise, I just talk slow.
If this ends up working out I can see myself touring the country, sharing my story of how I made it with this bum bitch #MorningBae
Too fuckin far, Nora.
Baggg dadddyy, you gon hurt yo back. Carry'n all dem boyss, like thatt.
If you 'don't have the money' for drugs you need to get it together. Cause you're probably fat. #DrugsFirst (Is that a real hashtag? Yes.)
Stinky hippy man
Pays in wrinkled dollar bills
Please get out my car
I can gauge your education level based on the way you pronounce [the] diabetes.