Glenn Beck & Sarah Palin hosting a "restoring honor" rally is like Paris Hilton & Lindsey Lohan hosting a "healthy lifestyles" seminar.

Shorter Mitt: Obama hasn't cleaned up the mess my party made fast enough. So put us back in charge.

I hope you all realize re-electing Obama is important but retaking the House & holding the Senate is what will get stuff done.

“Proposition 8 served no purpose, & had no effect, other than to lessen the status & human dignity of gays & lesbians in CA” the court said.

So @komenforthecure announces they will fund only 3 of the PP affiliates (out of 19) for one year and the media announces they've reversed.

The rich so called "job creators" have had tax cuts for 10 years. Where are the jobs? So tired of that bullshit line that tcot buys. #wakeup

Dick Cheney loves Paul Ryan. That and the group of nuns driving a bus around protesting his budget is all you need to know.

As we speak, there's a group of nuns on a bus driving around the country to protest @paulryan's budget. What else do you need to know?

What just happened in Wisconsin should scare the shit out of you. GOP strategy=voter suppression + unlimited cash + kill union $

When you hear the moral argument against contraception, remember it's being made by men who covered up the molestation of boys for decades.

Interesting that self proclaimed "pro-lifers" spend more time, energy, & money on protecting zygotes than actual hungry children.

I'm not telling anyone how to vote, but I don't want to hear one word of bullshit complaining if Obama & the Dems lose & GOP are in charge.

Word. http://t.co/lLC8CuAe

Remember when Jesus said: "Be a total judgmental dick to people who are different from you"?

If Obama had a Swiss bank account, that's all we'd hear about from the MEDIA ever. Liberal bias my ass.

So Eric Cantor's wife supports gay marriage rights. Why do these women marry these raging douchebags?

Any woman who is forcibly ordered by the government to deliver a baby to term should have the right to sue for 18 years of expenses.

Dear GEICO- you are my hero. That is all. "Geico will pull ads from entire radio network if stations don't stop running ads on Limbaugh."

Republicans want to cut education funding so they will have enough dumb people around to vote for them.

RT @ebertchicago: Tagg Romney, who wants to punch Obama, is buying voting machines. What could possibly go wrong?  http://dld.bz/bQmDY