"Sharks aren't so bad. If a stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I'd probably attack him too." #scio12

Rambam's first law: All databases will eventually be used for unintended purposes. #hope9

It's raining in Haiti. Thinking about what life is like inside all the thousands of tents I saw today.

If Michelle Bachman is our first female president, I will kill myself. Publicly and bloodily.

Former CIA official exposes plot to spy on my friend's (American) dad: http://nyti.ms/kKbAAq This shit actually happens IRL, apparently.

Go home, evolution. You're drunk.  http://wtfevolution.tumblr.com/  via @jiesongzhang

I'm pleased to introduce LadyBits on @medium! My new collection for tech-savvy women:  https://medium.com/ladybits-on-medium/ … @ladybitsbytes

After you read @waxpancake's @wired column about "supercut" remixes http://t.co/Evuqf636, learn how to make your own! http://t.co/hj10lEKJ

Wow, bad move, Twitpic. RT @davewiner: Twitpic makes deal with news agency to sell user's uploaded photos. http://r2.ly/bxhm

Wyclef Jean just got shot in Delmas. I guess this marks the start of election day in #haiti.

Oh, I brought the camera, @wired. FAVORITE: http://yfrog.com/h77hsgmj (A thank you present for guiding me through Basin Zim, Haiti)

Mad props @corybooker RT @dylan20: Now *that* is how a mayor should use Twitter in an emergency. http://bit.ly/h1XeQg

Why does every country have amazing naked spa time built into the culture but ours? The Puritans ruined everything.

Googler: I work in shopping. Me: I've never shopped with Google before. Googler (assuredly): Yes you have.

Learning that someone treats their freelancers badly is like seeing someone kick a dog. You just can't look at them the same after that.

Just passed a mining operation digging up sand to make the same shitty concrete that now sits in crumbled piles all over the country.

"Awesome is a limitless renewable resource. We're nowhere close to hitting peak awesome." -@kn0thing #awesummit

This asshole just sexually assaulted me outside the #hope9 conference. http://t.co/jBYaPNX3 cc @ihollaback

The Feminist Argument for Letting Futurama Die a Somewhat Respectable Death  http://bit.ly/ZGmHKa  my latest on @vice @motherboard

Scientists boycott Elsevier over #SOPA http://t.co/R6dqQYfD