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"Sharks aren't so bad. If a stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I'd probably attack him too." #scio12
Rambam's first law: All databases will eventually be used for unintended purposes. #hope9
It's raining in Haiti. Thinking about what life is like inside all the thousands of tents I saw today.
If Michelle Bachman is our first female president, I will kill myself. Publicly and bloodily.
Wyclef Jean just got shot in Delmas. I guess this marks the start of election day in #haiti.
Why does every country have amazing naked spa time built into the culture but ours? The Puritans ruined everything.
Googler: I work in shopping. Me: I've never shopped with Google before. Googler (assuredly): Yes you have.
Learning that someone treats their freelancers badly is like seeing someone kick a dog. You just can't look at them the same after that.
Just passed a mining operation digging up sand to make the same shitty concrete that now sits in crumbled piles all over the country.
Blogger, technophile, muse. Founder of LadyBits. Aspiring cyborg. Bird nerd. Fear is the mind-killer.