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RE:Hannibal: tired of how upset that pussy Will Graham gets over murders, yet I'm a wreck for 3 hrs after someone flips me off in traffic
Call me jaded, but after seven years, The Most Interesting Man in the World really bores me.
In Chicago we don't die the river for Cinco De Mayo like we do for St. Patrick's; we drop a 4000 lb. lime wedge in the lock by Navy Pier.
Team Suck It Canada
You're stupid, New Jersey Turnpike.
Ed Hardy is just Hello Kitty for dudes.
IDEA: a Bain Capital-type hedge fund firm called the Stop Hitting Yourself Group
Butts and boobs
MLB All Star voting is the stupidest thing in baseball.
I saw a guy on roller blades yesterday. I automatically looked for his Walkman
Nobody break it to Ray J that he wasn't even first.
I love WTF: Whiskey, Tacos, Fucking.
Good morning y'all! It's a day to drive across the open road.
Craig Sager looks like an extra in Anchorman.
Breaking: Drake murders Amanda Bynes' pet hamster, Vageena by mistake.
The capricious ramblings of a modern day bedlamite. Man. Myth. Moron. Also, big time Yankees fan. Eat me. I'm a danish...