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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Son, I need to tell you something. You were adapted. Into a screenplay. Your life story will be a film. About adoption. You were adopted.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Twitter's original name was "Sentence Contest"

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    There's an alternate universe where teens can even.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    My favorite sex position is 10 (falling asleep next to a pizza).

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Thought of a fun idea for a commercial: a husband's like "derr, I made a mess" & the wife's like "what am I gonna do with this guy, right?"

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled "come on" and then they tried harder.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    If I ever get hit by a car I hope it's not while I'm carrying a pizza because then I'll be upset about two things.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    None of the dogs who lost at the dog show know they lost or that they're at a dog show or that they're dogs.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    BREAKING: my high school acquaintance is grateful for her amazing hubby

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Iris, do I have dyslexia?

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    So, is there a MR Paint?

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Special K diet:
    1. Bowl of cereal for breakfast
    2. Bowl of cereal for lunch
    3. Sensible dinner
    4. Murder everyone

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    1993 Life Goal: to be rich and famous

    2003 Life Goal: to be financially secure and well-known

    2013 Life Goal: to own a washing machine

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Wedding Idea: instead of centerpieces, just have a bunch of outlets on the table so guests can charge their phones.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Remember how far away 1968 seemed in 1990? That's 1990 now. Have a great night!

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    I'm confident but not "lean on a stranger's car" confident.

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  • ariscott
      Ari Scott @ariscott

    And on the 2,807,413th day God was like "What else, what else.... how about a car horn that plays a song."

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