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      Ari Scott @ariscott

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Son, I need to tell you something. You were adapted. Into a screenplay. Your life story will be a film. About adoption. You were adopted.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    I've spent 30 years thinking about how Molly Ringwald's sushi lunch in The Breakfast Club was sitting in a warm library for 4 hours.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Twitter's original name was "Sentence Contest"

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene / you are not responsible for the choices my husband makes

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled "come on" and then they tried harder.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    None of the dogs who lost at the dog show know they lost or that they're at a dog show or that they're dogs.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Parents' houses: where 8pm feels like midnight.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Got my hands on the screenplay for the new Batman v. Superman movie, and it's pretty great pic.twitter.com/11t6fS2MtL

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    [stays inside all day long watching tv] Too bad it gets dark so early now.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    I bet half you people can't even name one Scalia album.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Tips for writing a tweet about white girls liking pumpkin spice:

    1. Do not write it
    2. Log off
    3. Go pet a dog or something

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    We don't like catcalling.
    BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED--
    We don't like catcalling.
    LOOK AT IT THIS WAY--
    We don't like catcalling.
    OKAY BUT--

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Thought of a fun idea for a commercial: a husband's like "derr, I made a mess" & the wife's like "what am I gonna do with this guy, right?"

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    If I ever get hit by a car I hope it's not while I'm carrying a pizza because then I'll be upset about two things.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Gonna go murder a person. Don't worry, I won't get in trouble as it'll only take 20 minutes.

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      Ari Scott @ariscott

    Hey commercials, thanks anyway but we're poor.

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