Honey, I Unfollowed The Kids

wow i just realized my cat has no idea what my name is. i just introduced myself after 4 years

lets talk Drinks: you've got the COKE family (darks), the SPRITE family (clears), GATERADES (weird colors), and HATERADES (philosophical)

7 Tips for Getting Cum off your Fedora

yo, dawg, check out this SiCk BeAt... *slaps scrotum against thigh repeatedly*

don't ignore my weird butt

this is your life now. Twitter dot com. theese are your friend

isn't it crazy that something as big and majestic as a deer can live outside just walking around finding food??

use your MP to restore your HP #lifehacks

Anime Collective

my gf is mad that i have girl twitter friends :( jeez its not like i go to dm or anything

everyone has 3 dads. 1. a real dad 2. a snake dad and 3. Ghost Dad

Autism, Texas

captain!!!! YOLO levels are off the charts!!! WE're ABOUT to HIT YOLO 92/92 *all hands on deckk*

#5000 !!!! here is a picture of all you guys i mentioned! See you soon hopefully! http://t.co/AtQcQckV

How Stella Got Her Grave Back

i wish most bugs were cuter

don't try to make me real

@habrahamson dis is me when i tweet http://t.co/yMsEDVVO

Tosh.No