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Honey, I Unfollowed The Kids
wow i just realized my cat has no idea what my name is. i just introduced myself after 4 years
lets talk Drinks: you've got the COKE family (darks), the SPRITE family (clears), GATERADES (weird colors), and HATERADES (philosophical)
7 Tips for Getting Cum off your Fedora
yo, dawg, check out this SiCk BeAt... *slaps scrotum against thigh repeatedly*
don't ignore my weird butt
this is your life now. Twitter dot com. theese are your friend
isn't it crazy that something as big and majestic as a deer can live outside just walking around finding food??
use your MP to restore your HP #lifehacks
my gf is mad that i have girl twitter friends :( jeez its not like i go to dm or anything
everyone has 3 dads. 1. a real dad 2. a snake dad and 3. Ghost Dad
captain!!!! YOLO levels are off the charts!!! WE're ABOUT to HIT YOLO 92/92 *all hands on deckk*
How Stella Got Her Grave Back
i wish most bugs were cuter
don't try to make me real