Oh, Game of Thrones is on? Twitter needs a spoiler mode.

.@wendywings it's not just a phone Wendy. It appears that @vodafonenz have in fact ruined Christmas.

I just installed Adobe Air. .... I FEEL SO DIRTY

.@kn0thing the worst one I know: Python.com, pray you never end up there when you're at work & looking for info on the programming language

For dinner I made meatballs a la cannatomatoes by squeezing & frying the meat from some sausages. I dub thee: "Lazy bastard meatballs"

One of our cherished workmates had a stroke few wks ago - he just came in to visit us - he can walk but can hardly talk - heartbreaking :(

Inbox Zero? Pffft. I'm proud to announce that I've finally achieved Inbox 5000.

At the park. F just went up to an Islamic woman in full hijab, saying quizzically, "but Dad, she hasn't got a face!"

EPIC PANCAKES: ENGAGE!

My Arduino arrived!! Thanks @mindkits for the awesomely speedy + friendly service ... settling in for an evening of tinkering

If I were being honest my notes for this SVN commit would say "Re-factored code and added passive-aggressive commentary". However I'm not.

@tatty thought that seemed a little strange. For a second I thought you were giving him lessons.

You know it's monday when you realise that what you're trying to figure out how to decrypt, is in fact a SHA hash.

In other news, you'd probably think the "KY Derby" was something rather different than what it is if you didn't know I meant Kentucky

rt @djfcosmetics Nv. woman won $33m from a casino slot mchn. Rich jst by sitting on her duff playing games w/ money. Will be new exec at AIG

"On a side note, did you know that eye contact is very important in establishing relationships?" I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT NINTENDO WII

My illuminated keyboard has already gotten me 1/2 way thru Earth Hour unscathed

The coffee machine isn't working, it has a message saying "VENTILATE." I'll f*king ventilate YOU you piece of junk@!!!

Ooooo this looks fun http://www.chromeexperiments.com/ (for anyone with Safari 4 anyways) hat tip to @duncn

Detailed info page on progress on Google Chrome for the Mac. http://tr.im/e8ww At least I have something to read while I twiddle my thumbs