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An artist should never text first
KIMYE AND THEIR BABY SITTING ON A MOUNTAIN OVERLOOKING THE REALM, KANYE SAYING "ONE DAY, ALL OF THIS WILL BE YOURS"
Bandz a make me do almost anything at this point
An app that automatically plays Drake after a specified length of loneliness
HIRING AN INTERN TO SPRINKLE ROSES ON THEIR GROUND IN FRONT OF ME AS I WALK BY MY HATERS
RT IF YOUR TWITTER GAME IS SLIPPING
RT IF YOU WOULD KILL YOURSELF IN ORDER TO BE REINCARNATED AS KIMYE'S UNBORN EMBRYO
RT IF YOU TRIPPED OVER KIM'S SWOLLEN PREGNANCY FOOT WHILE RUSHING TO BRING KANYE HIS FRENCH CROISSANTS
WEIRD ON TWITTER WEIRDER IRL
If you're not home alone blasting Drake Come Thru trying to get someone from the internet to meet you then I don't know
RT if you're poor as fuck but you have an iPhone
Being obsessed with yourself is crucial
I LOVE CARBOHYDRATES THAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM
The best tweeters are the ones that stop themselves just before posting and think "No one cares about this shit"
RT IF YOU WISH YOU WERE DRUNK IN NYC AT A TERRY RICHARDSON PARTY WITH A VERSACE MODEL & 72 LINES OF ADDERALL IN FRONT OF YOU
All weird Twitter girls wear chokers
Can my silly bandz make her dance??
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