@micsolana I just read "Here's My Effing Resume." Can you be my spirit guide?

Hahahahahahahahahah -___-“@uberfacts: Too much homework can cause stress, depression, and even lower grades.”

"I have a feeling if I wrote my autobiography it would be filed under tragedy and not autobiography." #shitellesays

"I'm not drunk. I can walk a straight line....I totally can." #shitellesays

"Even though you hate me and I hate you, I would be upset if you died." #shitellesays

#iwantadomokun :))) @pocahontascruz

@pocahontascruz @ndoestweeter You definitely DO want to know. I'll tell you alll about it when I get out of class! :))))

@pocahontascruz @ndoestweeter lingerie and sex positions last night so it was on my mind. We are the 3 amigos goin out to snatch up Nick!

I'm seriously concerned for Nicholas now that he's single and @ndoestweeter and I are on the prowl. Poor guy won't even see it coming.

@maryallynxx yayyyyy!! congrats!!! :)

Cousin catphone twins. Meowww. http://t.co/3MtCBDTN

I feel so fabulous and accomplished. Got so much shit done today! :)

@pocahontascruz oh damn!! he will not know what to do! You, me, AND @ndoestweeter!? He is one #blessedass boy.

@pocahontascruz Replied :) And you're the best and I love your entire existence in this galaxy.

@pocahontascruz @rekikifierce @elenakarenina @flynnwilder Y E S. PERFECT PLAN. WE ARE PERFECT INDIVIDUALS.

@pocahontascruz I AM MAJORING IN JOURNALISM AND MINORING IN ENGLISH. WE ARE FABULOUS AND I LOVE YOU. WE SHOULD BE BUSINESS PARTNERS. BOOM.

@pocahontascruz omg mandy but i'm studying english and journalism!!! we are twins!!!

@pocahontascruz @elenakarenina YESSSSS :)))))) #mandashelle skype sessions>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

@pocahontascruz liam and ashley*

Oh my gosh. What Sarah Michelle Gellar said to @giulianarancic was so sweet! Love her! #eredcarpet