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The Devil Wears Adam Levine for KMart.
Can't sleep so I'm asking myself all the questions from "Colors of the Wind".
NEVER MET A BLOCK OF CHEESE I DID NOT LIKE
Yes ok you have a baby I understand that's cool I have a bucket of cheese balls in my kitchen
THERE BETTER STILL BE HOT DOGS WHEN I GET THERE - The Ashley Blevins Story.
I LOVE babies*!
(*grilled cheese sandwiches)
Each new day is nothing but a test of whether or not I will eat every hot Cheeto in the world.
Are you a male with long fingernails? I ALREADY DONE WROTE YA OFF.
Just cried at the opening sequence of Step by Step FEELING VERY FRAGILE
I guess being 26 means realizing I might be attracted to Bruce Willis.
WELCOME TO THE JON SNOW AB SHOW! - 5 star review of Pompeii.
I used to think if you ate more than the serving size suggested of something you would get sick. Real shame I learned that wasn't the case.
My coworker just pronounced Jay-Z and Beyoncé as 'Jaze' and 'Bay-once' and was absolutely serious.
Here's to hoping that 2014 is the year my mother learns how time zones work.
I wonder what it's like to feel comfortable at the beach.
"What if you could not look like a bag of trash?" - Most beauty commercials.
Lord grant me the strength to not alienate and destroy the people who don't require as much food as I do in a day.
Never more self conscious than when I'm slippin into my prescription sunglasses.
As an adult I was once asked by a small child if I was an orphan and that's maybe all anyone needs to know about me.