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The Devil Wears Adam Levine for KMart.
Can't sleep so I'm asking myself all the questions from "Colors of the Wind".
Yes ok you have a baby I understand that's cool I have a bucket of cheese balls in my kitchen
THERE BETTER STILL BE HOT DOGS WHEN I GET THERE - The Ashley Blevins Story.
Each new day is nothing but a test of whether or not I will eat every hot Cheeto in the world.
WELCOME TO THE JON SNOW AB SHOW! - 5 star review of Pompeii.
Here's to hoping that 2014 is the year my mother learns how time zones work.
NEVER MET A BLOCK OF CHEESE I DID NOT LIKE
Can only hope my five second eye contact hold with Ashley Parker Angel at Target just now conveyed my thanks for "All or Nothing".
I used to think if you ate more than the serving size suggested of something you would get sick. Real shame I learned that wasn't the case.
Are you a male with long fingernails? I ALREADY DONE WROTE YA OFF.
I've never trusted a human named Howie.
Person who loves to point out my mistakes drops something very loud in quiet room and I start flying circles over their head yelling ZAAAANG
The Lego Movie is my life now.
Nothing is more real than coworker reactions to a new haircut.