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Being an adult is such bullshit.
I'm about to do all of the things I've dreamed of and I don't even miss you at all.
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"I will only date guys with tattoos and gauges" lol are you 12?
Oh you love your dad huh? Name three of his albums.
I'm shy. Please flirt aggressively.
Yeah, you should totally idolize Marilyn Monroe: a drugged out, dipshit, crybaby, homewrecker because she was pretty. Also, you're an idiot.
Everyone has a g-spot it's called the god spot and it's in your heart.
Some people really don't understand how damaging emotionally abusive relationships are. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
When someone sees you ugly cry and still wants to bang you, hold them close and don't let go.
I don't understand handjobs. Why compete with the thousands of hours of practice that he's put into giving himself one?
If our extremely conservative state can legalize same sex marriage, the rest of our country can too. Feeling very hopeful and very proud. 🌈💕
But have you tried making a vague post on the internet about it?
I do this fun thing where I hear gossip, ignore it, and take the time to form my own thoughts & opinions about someone. Try it and grow up.
Heart eyes for days.
OK I know the ice bucket thing is bringing awareness to something and thats great and I know I shouldn't be annoyed but I am bc I'm a BITCH
People who say leggings aren't pants are just afraid of how great our butts look.
I just want to read books, travel to cool places, have great sex, and eat a lot of food.