Worst Fireman Ever - Starring @pftompkins, directed by Bob Odenkirk http://t.co/lEV6R2Ue

My favorite memory of Thackeray is of my Muslim friend's family worried sick hanging out at our place for two days during Bombay riots,

Stop whatever bullshit you are doing and watch SCHOOL OF THRONES:  http://youtu.be/DY6dvlMfntw 

Here's @christosgage's fantastic response to a letter protesting homosexual characters in Avengers Academy: http://t.co/mlV04yyC

If it came out that Batman did steroids to be Batman it wouldn't stop him from beating the shit out of The Joker any less.

More information on @airtel_presence's bandwidth fraud. It's not just me suffering this. http://bit.ly/h9xdsg Comment. Retweet.

I forgot what the process is for when we get a new President. Do we have to stone the old one to death? Dip them in tar? Acid? Warm caramel?

Sad news, everyone: The boy from Small Wonder is broke and homeless because of a stripper http://t.co/MKJEjwSU

Does anybody have a 1BHK/Studio Apartment or 2BHK in Whitefield, Bangalore that they'd like to rent me? Pls RT.

I love that the robot on Mars used a semicolon in its tweet correctly because nobody on Earth has figured out how to get that right.

Why I love comics -> pic.twitter.com/ifaTMo1rah

Just say fat. When did fat become a bad word? If a person's fat they're fat. It's not a surprise to anyone, especially not the fat person.

Farmville is worth more now than EA Games. In other news, humanity should be ashamed of themselves.

The little girl in Beasts Of The Southern Wild has bigger biceps than I do. :(

Money is the best thing to love. Money never judges you. Money never condescends or annoys. Money always buys you whatever you want.

Yeah. This video makes me want to rewatch all of Kubrick's movies all over again http://t.co/G1GvDRku

This is a good comic from Manta Ray  http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ae6bd172809d4289072831b931ca651/tumblr_mg233aujas1r0k3dyo1_1280.jpg …

I'm gnawing meat off a very huge boner ight now.

Speaking of how great @kylekinane is, here's I'm Dead And It's All My Fault : http://j.mp/14eINp

So check out the preview of this comic that I'm working a little bit on with Stan Lee (!!!!)  http://bit.ly/12L42PW