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If you're not answering my legit questions, are you ratchet or is that an example of twerking?
Million dollar idea that is all mine and you can't steal it: YOLOgurt! BOOM!
"Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and said if I didn't ask Lorraine out, he'd melt my brain!"
My wife is in the mindset of getting an additional dog that she gets to name.
My Brave Academy class all signed a giant card to commemorate the last day of class. Best comment goes to the kid who wrote "Get well soon."
I responded to two students today in the style of Gucci Mane. They were very understanding.
Spent my day dreaming about what I'm going to order at Chipotle tonight. Finally going to ask for the hot salsa in addition to the mild.
Student: "Your haircut makes you look more professional instead of like a tortured poet."
Of Monsters and Men is made up of a bunch of 90's coffeehouse stereotypes.
Every girl's hair on Teen Mom 2 looks like a funky rat's nest.
The worst part of my day is trying to figure out what I'm wearing tomorrow, which is why I like Fridays because it's already decided.
A cheeseburger with french fries as a topping shows how much further potential society has.
This is the class Twitter feed for Brandon Talbot, McRib enthusiast and Alta Loma High School stalwart of English literature. One time, The Rock tweeted me.