I know this has been said before in many different ways but this is more entertaining than going out..also I'm broke an stealing wifi eh

Instead of saying good night, my kid said rest in peace...im not scared

I pretty much live off of toast

I've made a protective forcefield to create the illusion of normalcy for myself

Awesome is not a word I use lightly

If you do too much twitter you get dizzy real fast

In the mean time can't leave the house neked cuz all my shits on the line

My mullet has grown in quite nicely

Yes you can pay me with weed

I just like sparkly stuff ok

Whatever laundry line, at some point the sun will show up an I'll bring my shut in

remember to knock shave an a haircut bit cuz of the sherriff an some repossession notice blah blah,for real or I won't open the door

I'm growing a mullet, on purpose

Just play nice

Hey there short term memory lapse i love you too,... What.. What

Ugh I've got some self hating Jew genes flaring up right now

Hey wear your helmets kids, your skull is just an illusion, really it's just Mellon, picture your Mellon being dropped.. That's my mantra

I need my own app

I feel like I've put in some work here, can this be my job? #money

Bike sits out in front of someone's else porch unlocked this long an is still there! I want a rep like that warlord