Comment your damn code: http://t.co/EXOayejm

Google Maps: Terrible low-res tiles, confusing navigation, pointlessly flat UI, no iPad version.

Worst part: Tech press will love it.

Pocket raises $5mn, expands staff.

Instapaper sponsors podcast with episode titled “Dead Rubber Girl In My Closet”.

http://t.co/rOwt40BE

Hey look, a working demo of how to publish and use a CARemoteLayer with XPC on iOS:

 https://github.com/krevis/RemoteLayerDemo/blob/master/RemoteLayerDemo/RLAppDelegate.m …

 https://github.com/krevis/RemoteLayerDemo/blob/master/RemoteLayerDemoService/main.m …

“Anyone who has been digging into legacy code long enough knows for a fact that there is no such thing as intelligent design.”

JPL’s coding standards for embedded C: http://t.co/n18Qzr93 #PDF

PlayStation: They only stole everything.

I wish “More bars in more places” was AT&T’s way of saying they’re switching from phone service to speakeasies.

President Obama has created a crisis atmosphere because Congress can’t manage to pass a bill that changes a number.

I see.

Sounds like there are lots of mountain lion attacks in San Francisco today. Thinking of calling in sick.

.@seattlepd’s hashtag for cannabis legalization is #hashtag.

👏…👏…👏

Whoa, @marcoarment is way balder in person.

Ballmer: “We took the best OS and the best hardware we’ve ever shipped, and combined them with two decades of legacy hell.”

American friends and followers, New Zealand’s Internet infrastructure isn’t that great, so please follow #eqnz instead of going to NZ sites

Well, this picture about sums up Tampa: http://t.co/xfxW0kJ

And then there was that time 4chan found the suspect in a major terrorist attack:

 https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/324569325308620800 …

 http://imgur.com/a/sUrnA 

Breaking: Apple to replace iCloud-Core Data sync with phone calls from Developer Relations.

What do Xcode and my conservative Republican dad have in common?

Neither of them will ever shut up about entitlements.

Just had two canned espressos mixed with an equal amount of eggnog and now I can see all of time and space simultaneously.

Kiera Wilmot was facing a felony for a chemistry experiment gone awry. Now she’s going to Space Camp instead of jail.  http://boingboing.net/2013/05/16/teenage-chemistry-enthusiast-w.html …