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You GUYS, I flop into bed all melancholy & then see THIS from @plumbob78: "Indiana Jones & the Taco of Doom #tacomovies " Twitter, I <3 you.
Me: "Have you heard of Pinterest?" @samerfarha "Yes, but I'm a guy so I'm not allowed to go near it."
Can someone please explain to me the difference between the "right" & "wrong" way to have sex as illustrated here? http://t.co/oU80BjLW
@lauriewrites you are going to laugh but here is the tweet that appeared right after your CA-marrying tweet (ha!): http://t.co/CoviJKqz
However, the ballsack and labia also originate from the same tissue in the embryo. This is fascinating.
"I'm going to tweet a couple things you said while you're doing that for a minute." "Oh god."
@datemedcblog I love when women are all "eat a bag of dicks including my own!" I thought I was the only one!
"Why can't he just kiss me? The man is supposed to do that, right???" "Oh, for fuck's sake."
"Let me tell you what obvious is to a guy." "What, when the boobs comes out??" "No, that's just means you're drunk."
"I hate Brussels sprouts." "Great! We're ordering one plate." #Zaytinya #chinatown
Brunch with @samerfarha finished at dinnertime. #WIN. Best part: after 4 hours: "Wait, what is your real name?" #casualtyofmeetingontwitter
@plumbob78 haha, alternatively, maybe I can make a coral snake-colored hat that becomes universal symbol for "don't touch that guy."
So I'm like "omg the prostitute doesn't have healthcare to help her with the PTSD of witnessing that murder." I guess I am a socialist then.
This is the time of year when I find myself wanting to blurt out "you're so adorable! Why would you wear that horrid dress?" multiple times.
Battling sinus infection; worse at night. "Let me clear my throat" just came on! #haha #timing #ahem
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