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The Perks of Being a Hamburger
Justin Bieber thinks all girls should be treated like princesses. How about you just treat them like people. How. About. That.
Don't make excuses for treating people like shit.
What if dogs are secretly helicopters
"Fuck fake gamer girls" I shout. I am shouting at a two year-old dressed as Princess Peach. Today is Halloween. I egg her.
#NextStupidRealityShow So You Think You Look Good in a Fedora
#AGirlJustWants TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS.
rt if you'd steal a loaf of bread from Jesus
The word "clop" and all derivations are ruined for me. I'll be 80 and when someone says "clop" and I'll scream and jump out a window.