Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If you want to see a complete disentigration of human intelligence, go to a four-way stop in Kansas.
If you waste your time talking about me, I'm already better than you.
Wasted MOTHERFUCKING Wednesday! #ΣTΓ
If you drive a white Crown Vic and you aren't a cop then FUCK YOU
Grow up and get your smalltown pathetic shit out of my face.
Watchin rain, watchin snow AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
If I seriously have to go to class today I'm gonna be obnoxiously high.
Nick Saban can gargle my balls. I'm not a Notre Dame fan but FUCK that bitch.
Bucket list: give head wearing glasses with googley eyes on springs and keep apologizing as they fall out and put them back in
There's a child at work so I can't curse all day so excuse me for a FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH TITS FUCK.
Gravity... stay the hell away from me.
A marijuana charge can carry a 15-year sentence while the average convicted rapist serves 5 years #America
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you, because drugs are expensive.
The only B-word you should ever call a woman? Beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.
Lost some followers in my tweet rampage last night/this morning. Fuck 'em! #ItsTheAmphetamines
I can't prove it, but I am positive that all birds have a bad attitude.
Ps homies love the ass so whatever sorryboutcha
I'm high as shit for dinner with my family right now and I'm pretty sure they're aware
This shit is highly sophisticated I just make it look easy.