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Grabbing an iPhone first thing in the morning is the 21st century equivalent of grabbing a pack of cigarettes off the bedside table. #fb
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Little H: "Daddy, can you write some letters on this page?"

Me: "Which letters do you want?"

Little H: "dot-co-dot-uk"
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cognitive dissonance: rocking out to led zep with cruise control pegged at speed limit
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The slides for my #PyCon talk, "Remixing Music Pythonically": http://static.atl.me/pycon-remix-presentation.pdf
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Me: I don't know why you're making it so difficult for yourself…
4-y-o: NO! I'M MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU!
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Quoting John Hayes from facebook, re: Ted Stevens: "Prison, it's not like a big building, it's more like a series of cubes. "
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The Iliad. EPIC TALE.
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Found a stash of 4-y-o's 'special money': "I want to go to Ireland to spend my Euros. Ireland, then Germany. Do they have pink things?" #fb
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Wife & I are increasingly outraged at low standard of English usage and spelling in notices from school.
Or:
Pedantic Dad is pedantic.
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Having a giggle over the "Kunterbunt" on the dessert menu BECAUSE WE ARE 12.
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Imagine an alternate universe where Peter Scollari went on to superstardom after "Bosom Buddies."
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Imagine an alternate universe wherein the breakout hits from The Police's "Syncronicity" were "Mother" & "Miss Gradenko."
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I had at most four hours sleep last night, yet am having a productive day.

Related: OMFG CAFFEINE IS AWESOEM!
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Middle of the night, clock shows "4:04"

For the briefest moment I think, "aw, why can't the clock find what time it is?"
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Came out as a whisky snob to old friends last night: ordered Longrow, neat, sent it back when it had ice, sent back again when ice plucked.
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@apelad I'm hoping you go with "Coconino," or "Coco" for short.
@atl in reply to apelad
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Awesome. Server error (not mine) spat some LISP out at me. Actually pretty cool.
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4-y-o daughter with utter conviction: “You know, it was black and white in the olden days.” #fb
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KalliChrysaora
Oh, ranty Hitler, is there anything you can't make funny?
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