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this night needs more wang and less chung.
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masturbation is all fun and games until someone gets squirted in the eye.
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dear douchebag,

it's not you, it's m--- no, no. it's definitely you.

-fuck you.
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"bless your heart" is the polite way for a southern woman to say, "you're such a motherfucking asshole."
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i don't know about the groundhog, but my beaver says it's going to be 5 more sexless years.
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dear morning -

you are so very cunning.

but not much of a linguist. work on that & maybe i wouldn't be so fucking grumpy.

<3 - C
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i think i've lost the ability to love myself. and by love myself, i mean BOW CHICA WOWOW.
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you know what's good about living alone?

masturbating.

you know what sucks about living alone?

MASTURBATING.
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What has 2 thumbs an--fuck it, IT'S ME, OK? IT'S ME.
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sex.

balls.

boobs.

nipples.

dick.

poop.

fart.

shart.

i forgot to tweet today, i figured i'd cover it all now.
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does this fever make me look hot?
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I'M READING YOUR TWITTER FEED.

THAT'S HOW I SCROLL.
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IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU'LL STAR THIS TWEET.
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that is not my belly, sir. that is my vaginal protector.
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seeking internet validation is the new holding your imaginary friend's hand.
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dear morning -

it's too early to make out, so get your fucking tongue out of my mouth.

love, C
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OMG.

This lady just said she wants her son's hair cut so it parts down the middle and feathers back.

Poor kid.
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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SLEEP?

I seem to have lost it.
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this beer tastes bitter at first. then it has the sweetest after taste. kind of like my vagina.
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saying things repeatedly in my head when i'm away from the computer to remember them when i get back IS my Birdhouse.
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