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Tiger Woods had a car wreck? Geez. I thought he was a good "driver".

Get it? Driver? Golf? Yeah? Oh shut it. It's funny
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I'll rise but I won't shine.

I also can't promise I won't kill you before lunch.
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Why, yes, I did put you on the "Future Crazy Cat Ladies" list. Why do youOH GOD CAT CLAWS SCRATCHING MY EYES OUT
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According to @knitterplease, to get more stars I need to mention fisting more.

I will face-punch you with my fist. Fisting. Now star me.
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JewlesMiareevaSilkPillow
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That Tin Man is so gay. Say what you will to that.
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blackcallalilyiamnotdiddySilkPillow
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@Miareeva for those nights you feel REALLY REALLY fancy. Or single. Just guessing
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I don't need Fat Tuesday. I'm already there, more than a few Tuesdays ago.
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JeeNeeBeeThaozilla
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Watching CSI reruns. We've decided that we keep our closets full so no one can shove us in and leave us to die. I love a good logical excuse
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mochamommaBillMc7
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll nver know."
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maddiemarieSilkPillow
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It's interesting how half the blogging/social media jobs listed on Mashable's job guide require degrees. And by interesting i mean obtuse.
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knitterpleaseTymethief
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I feel like, to fit in on Twitter, I need to: A) Medicate heavily. B) Drink heavily. C) Be a nerd, which generally involves being heavy.
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My buddy and I are probably gonna go see Avatar tonight. I hope it lives up to the hype. I've never been one for disappointment. Ladies.
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knitterpleaseblackcallalily
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I have cut myself more this month at work than your standard emo kid.
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Hey. Good sign- i didn't get lost. Apple is so mine.
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knitterpleaseMiareeva
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I woke up this morning and all I got was a desire to punch someone in the face.
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knitterpleaseblackcallalily
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THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES!
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Miareevablackcallalily
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Ugh... this must be how zombies feel.
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kiemzibigdumptruck
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Someone remind me to take a shower tomorrow.

Until then, you may refer to me as "the unwashed masses" without the threat of a face-punch.
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knitterpleasemochamomma
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If you pinch me I will punch you.
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yeahimadork
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We lose an hour tonight. But since I changed time zones today, it's like nothing happened for me. Nyah nyah!
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