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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Gift @augiemania Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Guys, it's REVERSE Zombie Jesus. Because he wants you to eat HIS flesh.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    #FollowYourHeartNY you CAN afford that one bedroom right upstairs from an ethnic grocery store.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    If this tweet gets 1 million retweets, I'll eat my own feces.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Antz in my pants #ImproveFilmTitlesByAddingInMyPants

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    This is not a tweet.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Facebook is great if you are looking for a reason to hate everyone you have ever known and loved.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    nothing is more loathesome than makeup and perfume. I pity those without the self respect to not need it.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    You gotta give it up for Amanda Bynes for really pacing herself during her meltdown.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    My google calendar just reminded me that the world is ending in a few weeks.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    OMG I'm getting married today. What the fuck!?

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    I can't wait to shoot down Amazon drones to fulfill my Christmas Shopping list.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Can't wait till FEMA comes and tries to force us into camps. OVER MY DEAD, HALF EATEN BY CATS, BODY

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Just now realized that Enter Sandman is about getting Sanduskied.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Don't get married or else you lose half of all you worked your whole life for because your wife is a fucking moron.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Got a free wrap from a new Vegan Spot on the corner. Needless to say I'm going to need a second lunch.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    Wade Redden has more points than Rick Nash in these playoffs.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    I hold my pee until the last minute so my stream sounds more masculine while I cower away in a stall.

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  • augiemania
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    a kickstarter to buy an entire endcap of tostitos and salsa, then eat them all my self. I'll make a video of me doing this.

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  • augiemania
      @augiemania

    hey @twitter, your free $50 for ads brought the swarm of morons to my front door. thanks.

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