Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Is it duck tape or duct tape? Either way there's a hooker in the trunk
Is, steal a tweet Sunday a thing yet?
I don't like morning people
Your IQ test came back negative
Nothing fucks up my Friday like realising its Tuesday
I'm maturing. I have a 5 year plan that doesn't use the sentences "don't get arrested" or "try not to die"
Your outfit says you work in an office but your shoes tell me it has a pole
You're about as useful as Anne Franks drum set.
Ever think Cupid is real? He's just always smacked out on meth or drunk?
Twitter is like my secret lover
Don't know what day god created boobs... But they're better than light
125 lovers/haters. Either way. Cheers
Making a point is not my goal - AFL players
Had my midlife crisis at 23.... Take that for "under-achiever"
If I can make you laugh and I didn't take my pants off then I'm doing well
Just doing a survey on how annoying surveys are
Deer tried to rape me. Tried to FAWNicate with me.
Associated act of @GippslandPro and @RWEau These views are my own... Sometimes not even sober me views