Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute

What if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious

Choose me or lose me. I'm not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice.

Keep Calm, The past is behind, Learn from it. The future is ahead, Prepare for it. The present is here, Live it.

I over think at night 😔

if u dont laugh at my jokes then i will

dating tip: don't

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”

i can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

do u ever wanna backflip then u realize you can't

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

if you don’t dislike me yet don’t worry your time will come

PLL throws a plot twist every 5 minutes, and it confuses me so much sometimes I think I'm A.

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

I love you, yet I hate you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, but then run really fast to the bottom and catch you.

I like a song.

I download it.
I listen to it a million times and then I hate it.

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
you're so funny.
you're so hot.
of course i dont hate you.

I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that crap.

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee