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I just can't take German punk seriously because I'm pretty sure that they sort their garbage…
Fun Fact: while a sparkling wine with ice cubes in it may seem like a refreshing treat, it is really just an indicator that you are garbage.
Empty Inside? That just means that there's more room for the sweet, numbing comfort of hard alcohol.
Happy 11.12.13 Europe! Americans, enjoy your dull, unremarkable 12.11.13.
Occasionally I worry about the lack of meaning in my life, then I remember my half-finished manifesto and the bombs that I'm building.
Just watched Kiss Of The Damned. Fun, in a Cassavetesy kind of way. Also, Roxane Mesquida. Worth watching just for her.
Hey, unnamed tanning salons of the world, this one's a freebie: Tanadu.
A worthy cause if ever there was one.
#SkyBalls http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chris-o-dowd-mcac-present-skyballs …
A handshake should consist of three simple motions: up, down, disengage. Like sex.
I managed to include the following words and phrases in my thesis:
II. collected genital secretions.