Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
HOW THE FUCK IS TWITTER STILL UP?
My GF is such a pants Nazi. Aviel, put your pants on. Aviel take your pants off. I don't know what you want woman! I'm just trying to drive.
I give up. I can no longer reliably tell the difference between broke longshoremen and Seattle hipsters.
I think the NFL should just replace the refs with actual zebras. Would be great for ratings and could raise money for the WWF.
“It’s our personal Super Bowl” - Every startup that has an outage for the next 5 years.
The email inbox is the most passive aggressive to do list.
What if #YOLO is actually a massive GOP conspiracy attempting to convince the youth that global/long-term impact is irrelevant.
MongoDB is the cat of databases. It's cute and easy, but requires constant love and attention or it pees all over the bed.
Some of the best pictures of Seattle I've ever seen http://www.darrellbenedict.com/Favorites/Skylines/15120312_tpW9GC#!i=1810910674&k=5zs45J8 …
"I wish that we had drafted Andrew Luck instead." - Nobody #hailtotheredskins
A sudden sinking feeling wondering if this is at all related to misplaced anger over the Aaron Swartz tragedy.
Pro Tip: The only was to get engineers in the office before 9am is to announce $8m in funding http://simplymeasured.com/blog/2013/01/22/simply-measureds-8-million-venture-round/ …
I just don't understand how anyone could make a case that God loves Baltimore. This has nothing to do with faith or religion.
In a classic Facebook move, Facebook's own stock won't let anyone but itself get rich off of it.
C3PO and co-founder of @simplymeasured. I build things that people pay for and do everything passionately.