This would have never happened during the puppy bowl.

.@divadoll123 The hell is wrong with you people and his hash tag. Please stop tweeting.

Florida and Ohio need to get their shit together so I can shower and go to sleep.

Why Harry Potter will ALWAYS be better than Twilight. http://t.co/Yy4HLtY

Be nice to people that have naked pics of you.

Gays. We’re winning. We’re finally going to be equal.

Is Ke$ha in Europe called K€sha?

@amandabynes You totally do honey, lemme get you a laxative.

Google has created a person finder for the Boston Marathon Explosions.  http://google.org/personfinder/2013-boston-explosions/ …

Hey there Delilah RT @majorphilebrity: Ghetto Superstar RT @lorraine_star: Goodies RT @teamrihanna_: Which Rihanna song do YOU think is best

@scottbrownma HOW ARE YOU JUST GOING TO IGNORE LAST NIGHT?!

I love that people are actually talking about Amy Winehouse like they actually knew her.

@buzzfeedandrew @tusk81 OH THE HORROR. THAT PINK BALLOON NEVER SAW IT COMING.

Someone is getting married in the parking lot of WALMART!!!! IM NOT EVEN JOKING.

@zacharydupuis People will tweet anything for followers and it’s sad. It was an 8 year old *BOY*  http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/15/explosions-near-finish-of-boston-marathon/?on.cnn=1 … @tannerjarner

STOP INVITING ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY CALENDAR.

PSA: No Shave November does not apply to your pubic area. You will continue to trim as needed/is appropriate.

That is all.

Can we also agree that screenshotting your texts and instagramming them is stupid?

So Garrett Hedlund is within 10 feet of me. http://t.co/aowZlANM

Slow walkers are the WORST.