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This would have never happened during the puppy bowl.
Florida and Ohio need to get their shit together so I can shower and go to sleep.
Be nice to people that have naked pics of you.
Gays. We’re winning. We’re finally going to be equal.
Is Ke$ha in Europe called K€sha?
Google has created a person finder for the Boston Marathon Explosions. http://google.org/personfinder/2013-boston-explosions/ …
I love that people are actually talking about Amy Winehouse like they actually knew her.
Someone is getting married in the parking lot of WALMART!!!! IM NOT EVEN JOKING.
@zacharydupuis People will tweet anything for followers and it’s sad. It was an 8 year old *BOY* http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/15/explosions-near-finish-of-boston-marathon/?on.cnn=1 … @tannerjarner
STOP INVITING ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY CALENDAR.
PSA: No Shave November does not apply to your pubic area. You will continue to trim as needed/is appropriate.
That is all.
Can we also agree that screenshotting your texts and instagramming them is stupid?
Slow walkers are the WORST.
There's no complication, there's no explanation, it's just a groove in me.