My last name's the fifth most common last name in Japan lol  http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2009/10/11/to-be-sorted/japans-top-100-most-common-family-names/ …

So while I was ordering doughnuts, the person beside me says "Bawal" AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE SIR LORENZO OH MY GOD PUSO KO

Why is my mom microwaving squash and eating it with sugar..

My sister: Ate, you can have it pic.twitter.com/FZetE3unaJ

Asa asa din... Hahahah ☹ pic.twitter.com/RBViNLMIKF

Why do people have to leave

RT @xtina Grade 6 all over again "@guiamoneylta: Wow gossip girl in real life all over again hahaha"

Those who weren't in school seriously missed a lot

"@menilleapaper: "@placeauxdenise: WE'RE WATERPROOF, NOTHING TO LOSE #PLUNGE""

THIS IS TOO CUTE RT @iwantoflyy  http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbzyqphSg1qaobbko1_500.jpg … #SawiSaturday

Yung kanina lang nanghingi kapatid ko ng bb binilhan agad ta's ako isang taon na nanghihingi... I feel the love

I have to quit looking at people's asses

RT @alissavilla LAVET!! RT @captainandreaaa: Yung nahulog phone mo sa harap ng madaming tao..tanggal pa battery... HAHA #ayyputa

@deensamson Me too :( It's a good way to kill time

@deensamson SAME

I will no longer tolerate your insensitivity. Haha

WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS CALLS

Will someone call me when they start playing She Will Be Loved? Huhu

Front row peeps right here "@iwantoflyy: Note to self: hide your feet. (teachers will accidentally step on it according to jane)"

LLA UOY KCUF