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"OBAMA SITS IN HIS OFFICE AND RAISES GAS PRICES ONE PENNY EVERY TIME HE SEES A WHITE PERSON!"
I just can't deal with people that are getting engaged and married at 18 or 19. Like GTFO.
Mean Girls references makes everything better. #YouCantSitWithUs
I LOL so fucking hard when I see poor people 'like' Mitt Romney on Facebook. Y'all is dumb.
You would think by now I'd have my credit and debit card numbers memorized. #shopaholicprobz
Um, hi. I want broccoli casserole.
I'm going to start taking mirror pics with my MacBook… Because that would almost be worse than a fucking iPad mirror pic.
I still see Hillary Duff as that sexually confused schizophrenic 16 year old that had that lesbian friend and that one jew friend.
Just googled "Why are ROTC kids so weird." Because it's a legitimate fucking question.
LGBT: Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato
#ISupportObama because America is slowly but surely going in the right direction. #PrObama #ChangeWeCanBelieveIn
Student loans should be EASY for students to obtain. Of course we're fucking broke, we haven't had the chance to go to college.
Smoke weed or don't smoke weed. I don't give a fuck either way. I just want to stop reading about both of them.