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YOLO isn't even true. There are people who have technically been dead for a few minutes that were then brought back by paramedics.
Ryne: "Is your exam comprehensive?"
Eric: "No, it's online."
Walk out of class: It's snowing! 5 minutes of being hit in the face with snow later: fuck snow. 😒
And there goes that good-ish mood. Can I not get a break today? Please? I’m on the edge of having a mental breakdown…
Never ceases to amaze me how girls can part their hair down the middle and look gorgeous and guys look like child molesters when they do…
Shit got weird tonight.
Someone saw the broken right side mirror on my car and left a roll of duct tape on my car's hood. I got pity duct tape. Wow.
You have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading.
“I’ve got the smallest pecker in the state. But I’ll tell you what, I aced geometry.” - Drunk guy at table 22
I'm a homo.
Are chacos mandatory for Mountain Brook residents?…