Cool list of Civil Rights songs for MLK Day c/o @thenation. http://t.co/PEgyR2Io I'm gonna add this one too: http://t.co/CiFcTWC5

@mattstaggs I can one up that. How about creepy anatomical tattoos?  http://twitpic.com/btui61 

Tits and ass are great but I'm all about neck and clavicle. I should write a rap joint about it. What rhymes with clavicle?

@mrchuckd The term "hater" is used so people can pretend theres no such thing as valid criticism. It's delusional & should be retired.

The best musician of all time is heroin.

I swear some humans are naturally nocturnal. I'm exhausted all day, midnight hits & I feel like running a marathon.

I once was lost. But now I'm drunk.

@lealorraine13 Next time you get your nails did: http://t.co/QB5VTFf

The Tin Man and C-3PO would have made a cute couple.

The bottle of aspirin in the fridge can be normal. But the tv remote seems out of place.

@jewmob I did it. I googled duck penis. I hate you.

Fuck off with your creepy hairless cats por favor.

If you're attracted to assholes then date an asshole don't be surprised when they act like assholes, asshole.

"I want to use her panties as a coffee filter"

Henry speaks the truth  http://twitpic.com/c3jgpq 

So, this exists in case anyone is interested...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitxLF_mLIg&feature=youtu.be …

"And if he starts to scream BOM! BOM! Have a nice dream." Yes, I'm listening to Biggie at 6am. It centers me.

Shel Silverstein tho. <3  http://twitpic.com/bykmhw 

"Tired of running around looking for answers to questions I already know."

I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time