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"I want to use her panties as a coffee filter"
Tits and ass are great but I'm all about neck and clavicle. I should write a rap joint about it. What rhymes with clavicle?
The best musician of all time is heroin.
I swear some humans are naturally nocturnal. I'm exhausted all day, midnight hits & I feel like running a marathon.
The Tin Man and C-3PO would have made a cute couple.
The bottle of aspirin in the fridge can be normal. But the tv remote seems out of place.
Fuck off with your creepy hairless cats por favor.
If you're attracted to assholes then date an asshole don't be surprised when they act like assholes, asshole.
I get more turned on getting a shampoo than a lap dance. I should tip those girls more.
Don't trust people who say they don't trust people.
So, this exists in case anyone is interested... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitxLF_mLIg&feature=youtu.be …
"And if he starts to scream BOM! BOM! Have a nice dream." Yes, I'm listening to Biggie at 6am. It centers me.