rt if u r a cough drop, fav if u used to be

I think a sense of entitlement is probably the worst sense

ATTN girls who like muscles: follow my twiitter to get annoying tweets from a guy who has no muscles

I hated myself way before it was cool on twitter

just scored like, 11 cough drops. hmu if you wanna get weird tonight

Smoking We'd

I cant wait until I stop being a piece of shit

I can't wait until winter so we all have an actual excuse for being depressed

I love drunk me, I got a poptart sitting on my bed stand for when I woke up. So nice, this could be yours, ladies

Shout out to my family who I love very much and am happy they don't follow me on twitter

I learned my roommates dad thinks I'm gay so I'm gonna get her pregnant to make him look like a fool #owned

I seek enlightenment through twitter

p. Sherman 420 wallybeeway, Sydney

why do people not put their phones on vibrate in class, why is their phone not always on vibrate

.@mileycyrus hey if u r ever in omaha and if u really DO smoke weed, hmu irl

Ladies, if you honestly don't want me to Look At Butt, fuckin wear shorts that aren't, imo, TELLING ME TO LOOK ie *all caps* LO•OK FOR BUT•T

I hate that I can't experience everything in this world

ＨＥＲＥ ＬＩＥＳ ＤＯＢＢＹ, Ａ ＦＲＥＥ ＥＬＦ.

Just tried not holding the door for someone to see how it felt and let me tell you, not very good

Fav If I'm cool