#canadawrites is running a "tweets from the future" contest today. Send a note to the people from 2112. @cbcbooks.

Five year old with no religious education, surrounded by Christmas carols: "Why does the boy want us to adore him so much?"

Oh! "The True Story of Mitt Romney and Bain Capital" http://t.co/PnL3m2BC via @rollingstone

For evening readers, a very short story called "Whiteout" for CBC Books: http://t.co/DaLVZRrC via @cbcbooks #canadawrites

"Nothing weird is going to happen."  http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/stp/3542260564.html … #yeg

Fight all you like about bike lanes. I want winter patios. The outdoor line-up at @sugarbowlcafe COULD BE FUN. #yeg pic.twitter.com/ERIdWIu4

Every reader and writer in #yeg, and many touring writers in North America, will mourn the loss of #Greenwoods Books. A dream place.

If you're in #yeg and free for lunch on Wednesday, come to this and inspire the hell out of yourself:  http://www.mysage.ca/events/awards  @karengmcd

Why did we give @oprah a symbol of American redneck pride?  http://wp.me/p2KZcl-4r  via  http://www.magpietown.com  #makesomethingyeg

Har. RT @bingofuel These people never thought they'd vote PC http://t.co/zeYr4OAb #abvote

Dear Rumors Ultra Lounge: my 6-year-old and I thank you for the "F*ck Me I'm Famous Fridays" pamphlet you stuck on our windshield. #classy

I do hope hockey fans who fell hard for live interpretive dance don't give up on their new love now that their old love is back.

I see that some of these fine writers answered the question earnestly. I am an ass.  http://www.cbc.ca/books/canadawrites/2013/01/writing-resolutions.html … @cbcbooks

My very favourite? The authority is named "Parallel Jay." @huffpostalberta: Edmonton tops quality of life index.  http://huff.to/Vt6q7g  #yeg

RT @borowitzreport #SANDY UPDATE: Twitter Outage Could Force Millions to Read

We should commission neighbourhood songwriters to compose 10-second ditties for each LRT station. #yegcc #yeg

Dear media: STOP DOING YOUR BEST TO MAKE ME TRY BATH SALTS.

BREAKING: Alberta is progressive and conservative. #abvote #sorryifyouhateit

I will tell my children not to pursue a career in public opinion polling. #abvote.

Dear developers: vinyl siding is the yoga pants of real estate. Try harder, my friends.