Ryan Lochte on Leno is about as interesting as sock lint drying on white bread.

“@w4nker__: when i joined twitter little did i know that this would happen http://t.co/iV1qOmtj” ACCURATE

@aguywithnolife It's the ass. From behind I can't tell you two apart either.

"I like biting. It's like kissing -- but there's a winner!" #DoctorWho #IShouldBeSleeping

I've seen tumblr posts of Ty RPing with my home girl @notmeganymore, now we need a new one of Ty with @charmingcrowley to add to the set...

@aguywithnolife WE WILL CUT OFF OUR PENISES FOR YOU

@aguywithnolife It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Pototoes. You abomination.

@aguywithnolife Why we gotta limit ourselves? ALL the best cults have orgies.

JEN SMASHED HIS CHIN INTO THE CAKE and Jared did likewise!! #Burcon

What ep would you NOT have done? Jared : ep where he broke his wrist. Jensen : the PE outfit. #Burcon

Jared is NOT afraid of clowns. #Burcon

Jared : Maybe the handprint is now on Sam. (Jen puts a hand on his butt.) #Burcon

If Dean could go back, he'd never had gone to Lisa & Ben. Jared: Sam wouldn't let Dean kill that Ruby chick... #Burcon

What board game would SPN be? Jared: Twister XD Jen : Clue, Sam, in the bathroom, with a rubber duckie!! #Burcon

Jared : the crew has become like family. Discussing loss of Kim. #Burcon

@superwiki FYI, @obstinatrix has informed us that Misha is writing Kirk/Spock fic onstage right now at #Asylum. I pray there is video.

Why do I have a feeling the last shot of s8 will be of Sam unfurling a big pair of those black wings?

I would trip during the #Oscars if it meant Hugh Jackman would run to assist me.

The Tenth Doctor is holding a kitten. Your argument is invalid.  http://tmblr.co/ZGuiNwYHQ0M0 

Walking Dead Season 3 - illiteratealliteration: When Carl was actually useful in the first five minutes:

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