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The "Beach" theme on GMail is my happy place.
Beware the girl who uses both arms in a side hug.
"I don't much care for bacon." - Sociopaths
Orientation? More like Borientation.
CONSUME ALL THE VINO
"I love the smell of catnip in the morning." - Apocalypse Meow
There is no deeper sadness a human can feel than going to open a bottle of wine and realizing you have no corkscrew.
Ooo la la Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back together again!!! Look at all the fucks I give!!!
Life is too short to be a dickwad. Be a cool ass bro instead.
If I ever end up owning a hybrid, I'm gonna name it Jermaine DuPrius.
Oregon smells like weed!!!
Hey guys, I'm not pointing any fingers, but somebody cut off both my hands.
Yo I got 99 problems and 108 of them are math.
"She's gone to a butter place." - me giving Paula Deen's eulogy
I can't sleep with you. Not in this economy.
Gluten contains a number of essential nutrients that keep the brain from needing to incessantly talk about gluten.
The creepiest thing you could find in someone's glove compartment is a pair of gloves.