RT "@comedyposts: "I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. you NEED water, cause you sound thirsty ."

"@bootstongan: Oh RT "@waynel_jr: TF...... RT @love_faith__: Id fuck my cousin if he wasn't my cousin..."" hahahahahahaha.

If youre hhappy & you know it TWERK. Lol

I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused. The boy is mine

"@ikeepittooreal: I think about "us" a lot. Even when "us" doesn't exist.."

Liberty, a school where you can look ratchet AF but no one will judge you because they're probably ratchet too.

"@xstrology: #Leo is the royalty of the Zodiac. When dating one behave accordingly." #TRUUUUU

"@fillwerrell: Type "homosexual" in the twitter search bar, click people, look at the first 5 people that come up. Coincidence? I think not.

"@quotingjokes: "You need anger management classes" "You need shut the fuck up classes".." lmao

Call me TETI.

@poloshawwty @lannni_ @fresh4prince what the hell? Dude, this is more like round ten & you're definitely losing.

@lannni_ @annoyedgrlprob HAHAHAHAHAHA, MODED.

"@funnyevil: Don’t take this the wrong way, but I really don’t give a fuck."

"@reaielijah: I just want to cuddle and fall asleep with you." @jaypls_calmlalo

"@ijustmetyouand: Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?"

@realbejal what's the difference?

"@comedytruth: You either CHOOSE me or you LOSE me Because I'm not a second option."

“@jenna_mmarbles: Don't sweat it or regret it, just move on and forget it.” @supgawjus this is for you !

#StayAwayFromMeIf you know I don't like me, don't be fake. :D

Pay very close attention; On APRIL 20th 2012 WE WILL BE MEETING ON THE STRIP TO BLANKET THE CITY. Be there :) #stopKONY #makehimfamous