Is convinced no one in wny knows what "right lane ends" means

anytime i open this twitter screen it's like a beacon...someone ALWAYS comes to my desk...what the???

Tire pressure light on in my car. Manual says: "add air"

<--Survived the grocery store 12/8/11

It's 2013...can we stop joining the names of celebrity couples?

I know someone who, I think, likes me more than I like myself. Strange indeed.

RT @titty_kitty: New TSA ad slogan: We handle more balls than the NBA

If you haven't heard from me since Oct. and you aren't getting any email replies, mayyyybe its time to stop contacting me.

This CT shooting is breaking my heart. I just don't understand...

<-- just can't get with it today.

I love you, Fall...

it's all fun and games til you lose your portable mouse...

it's times like these, when i feel really creative that i wish i wasn't at work & instead was at home creating and researching

If I send an email and ask for you to email me back, that means I am unable to talk on the phone. #incaseyouneededtoknow

Coffee: check, muffin: check....

RT @thescicoach: Everything you can imagine is real. – Pablo Picasso

@conorlevis jeeze i really hope not. keep us updated? I'm trying to search on my end, too!

jesus h...i cannot believe what i'm seeing on the Boston Marathon. WTH.

You know its a full day when your mom says the word. "Twat"

@ohwrigley & i truly dont want to sound cliche; since its something i personally hate hearing (so forgive me here) but time will help.