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Don't you hate it when time travelers from the future want a photo with you but then refuse to say why they're laughing?
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I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and stored in the freezer. I MEAN HOT AND STRONG OR SOMETHING.
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That Indian dinner was so authentic I think I hate Pakistan.
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China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch.
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Miss England has given up her crown after getting into a bar fight. I think this automatically makes her Miss Ireland.
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Wow, my neighbors get horrible cell reception under their bed.
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Obama says he doesn't tweet because his thumbs are too clumsy. Which is a polite way of saying he has a real job.
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I hope Lady Gaga donates her old costumes to homeless shelters. Because that would be hilarious.
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My youngest says if she had a time machine, she'd go back and pick a different ice cream flavor. (Sorry, Holocaust Jews.)
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We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's a stupid whore.
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I'm starting to think Tiger Woods crashed out of pure exhaustion.
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Parenting Tip: The new Twilight movie provides an excellent two-hour window for reading your daughter's journal.
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Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me.
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Marching bands are actually homeless orchestras. Tragic, really.
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A Florida woman gave birth to a baby 9 days early at 9:09 in the morning on 9-9-09. But, get this, 8 lbs. 4 oz. LAME.
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14.9 million Americans are now unemployed. That's a lot of new blogs.
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Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward.
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Half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.
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Japan's new first lady says aliens once took her to Venus. I'm just amazed aliens also call it Venus. Boy, we nailed that one.
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I hopped out of bed this morning like Fred Astaire. Or anyone else, really, who has been dead for 20 years.
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