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Spiberman, spiberman, do a thing, is a spiber. Kind of fast, read a book, wears some pants, changes pants. wow whoa!! There is a spiberman
#YouDontKnowStruggle until youve used up all the PP for all your pokemon's moves
u shouldnt worry about a lot of stuff cause remember that there are fuzzy worms out there that turn into weird birds after a while
"lmao whos this stupid fucker"- god, lookin at me
imagine, if you will, a man's penis. truly disgusting
*sends tweet* *spends next 30 minutes anxiously waiting in "connect" tab with increasing sense of self-hatred and shame*
Ladies call me Bethesda physics because I am initially attractive but ultimately hilariously disappointing
i want to grow my leg hair out until i can rub my legs together like a cricket and my leg hair sings "feminism, feminism"
HEY! RT or fav this for a chance to win 10 pokemon stickers of your choice from my etsy! Winner will be chosen January 1st at noon PST :)
"who the heck is this weirdo and how did he get in my bathroom?!" yells Rick Ross, still unable to understand how mirrors work
"leggings aren't pants! Oreos aren't a meal! why are you wearing slippers at the grocery store?" my haters
we get mad at people for being “attention seekers” when really very few of us have transcended the human need for approval and affection
this bag of cat food has a big pic of a cat on it and you can see the photographers reflection in its eyes
#ThatGoodFeelingWhen you put glue on your hands then peel it off after its dry
#IfTheyShutDownTwitter i will finally be freed of this curse, and allowed to die at last