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Sometimes I eat a lot of cheese, and other times I eat a lot of cheese but don't tell you because it's my secret cheese eating time.
My body wash leaves you covered in glitter. Apparently "youthful glow" means "moderately priced hooker".
Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you.
Not fixing your hair is all fun and games until someone gives you their spare change. Then it's a job.
Sleep is like pancakes, you get some and you want more, you get too much, and you end up tired and watch Maury all day and I need a job.
It's been five years and you still don't understand why we put a pine tree in the house once a year? Cats are such idiots.
If you're starting a sentence with "not to sound like a bitch," guess what you're going to sound like.
That salad was so disgusting I had to eat an entire carton of ice cream just to get the taste out of my mouth.
My class requires 3 1/2 in. floppy diskettes, they're only $1 each, but the time machine to go back to 1997 is extremely expensive.
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