the :) face is such a sarcastic little fucker. just look at it, just staring at you with that smile :) what a bitch :)

@fucktyler tyler why have you got a picture of my uncle as your icon?

it's a snail with boobs http://t.co/YTEjdNHv

If dubstep doesn't make you horny, your speakers aren't loud enough.

there's no point in tweeting about when i'm horny because i'm always horny

I feel sorry for kids who didn't have a Blink 182 phase.

Drake and Josh was quality tv, I miss that show.

hi hey u ok? ye u ye wuu2 nm u same brb

I mean who needs punctuation when you can end every sentence with omg

I feel stupid and doomed forever

Women are emotional and men are video game

got suitcases under my eyes

lmao I just read the following twitter conversation: "follow me back" "no" "wateva ur tweets are shit anyway smd"

one time the dinner lady asked me what soup I wanted and she was all "hey whatsoup" and I was like "nothing much whatsoup with you"

oh god a belieber retweeted me oh god i actually feel sick ugh

the language spoken by sims is so beautiful

I dress like an international jewel thief

i guess you don't have to worry about grammar when you're miley cyrus

i'm not pokEMOn i'm pokSCENEn!

literally same