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the :) face is such a sarcastic little fucker. just look at it, just staring at you with that smile :) what a bitch :)
If dubstep doesn't make you horny, your speakers aren't loud enough.
there's no point in tweeting about when i'm horny because i'm always horny
I feel sorry for kids who didn't have a Blink 182 phase.
Drake and Josh was quality tv, I miss that show.
hi hey u ok? ye u ye wuu2 nm u same brb
I mean who needs punctuation when you can end every sentence with omg
I feel stupid and doomed forever
Women are emotional and men are video game
got suitcases under my eyes
lmao I just read the following twitter conversation: "follow me back" "no" "wateva ur tweets are shit anyway smd"
one time the dinner lady asked me what soup I wanted and she was all "hey whatsoup" and I was like "nothing much whatsoup with you"
oh god a belieber retweeted me oh god i actually feel sick ugh
the language spoken by sims is so beautiful
I dress like an international jewel thief
i guess you don't have to worry about grammar when you're miley cyrus
i'm not pokEMOn i'm pokSCENEn!