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  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Old porn = Debbie does dialysis

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    FelipeAlbxJulieWahooWhatsHerFace33clean_not_soberredherringbearwsnett32RIDEtheJCABDoingHappyHour
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    • RETWEETS
    DoingHappyHourKITTENSTARE______KKennedaMkjkfitzgeraldnPhelendriqalEvilPandaXTheNordicHammerjus4golf__________
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Honk if u love jesus, txt while driving if u want to meet him.

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    FelipeAlbxtweetDittyPommygirl_unoagashadahilorthopeerOral__Fixationw_nadsdaftcrash
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    Pommygirl_unoagashadahilorthopeerdaftcrashiGreenMonkLoverallforandrea______BenThunder2pez_mystery
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    my cat just coughed up a massive orange hairball and a new member of the Jersey Shore was born.

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    FelipeAlbxWhatsHerFace33clean_not_soberKrunkedRobotsirbartsalotsinisterlambnPhelendriqalEvilPandaX
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    GarethHughes85EvilPandaXjus4golf__________Doms__Mom________mrtruthandsoulLishivaWerbo1937________McMcmadmac
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    If you cant beat them, join them. And when they are not looking..beat them

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    FelipeAlbxRohanAlcwellsh40wayneapplebyWade_C85javajane74VeronikaYowandaTFunDaddy
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    potatoplisToasterM80wayneapplebyjavajane74FMStallionVeronikaYowandaTFunDaddyNourShokran
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Please stop posting photos of food on instagram or my fat friend will eat her phone.

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    FelipeAlbxLunatic_timescourtismaximus____GetongaVeronikaYowandafvckeryy__saquachee________WhatsHerFace33
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    gwatts77FeMarucciGetongaBitchItsJai_TFunDaddyVeronikaYowandaWhatsHerFace33danhowellsbutt
    WhatsHerFace33
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    If life hands u lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger

    • 29
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    FelipeAlbxUnbongly_BongPaigeElise24dariospeedwagonRohanAlcMEGraybush________grifteezy________KC_HyperBland
    • 11
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    mwahjtiesGreenEyes0_0KC_HyperBlandBitchItsJai_MornLessWhatsHerFace33PoppyJenWanderingLeo
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    #rhoc in the words or Whoopi Goldberg "Briana, you in danger gurllll"

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    FelipeAlbxDarknews25________jenjohnsonannPrincessTarah9trinity530designeridoljillee5000DrakeBraxton
    • 18
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    IWishIGAFnichofoshojadenjaidej_rayfray21reid_bexlukitasmomNonna_Na_Namjissa2121
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Its not pretty being easy.

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    fionaelisabetCreniereBlancheAsh_IS_CashKasskassLkillerdollrikVeronikaYowandajessemehlerCynicalWhiteboy
    • 11
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    fionaelisabetCreniereBlancheAsh_IS_CashmarahsacleodJPotter101FMStallionVeronikaYowandaWhatsHerFace33
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    @fayeresnick1 instead of auditioning for #rhobh you should try Rupaul's drag race. You almost look female enough to win.

    • 12
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    C00lStoryNatmlandjohnsohype9857heydollkellyNanci_WhelanjwsboxerJetSkiGirlRNTVChatterGirl
    • 17
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    C00lStoryNatNlopez562jenniell_parknlockIsaleanandmeanSNCowboysJetSkiGirlRNWonderful_Meee____
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Sometimes being funny on twitter is harder that finding a black penis Kim Kardashian didnt like.

    • 18
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    sethsnotchillinWhatsHerFace33EvilPandaXjus4golf__________JasonBerlinHeyZeus666SlayerSays________thesyc66
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    sethsnotchillinThisCantBRightBlarebareJournalismJunk
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Before you speak make sure its an improvement upon the silence.

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    WhatsHerFace33EvilPandaXjus4golf__________JasonBerlinHeyZeus666ThisCantBRightBlarebareCobaltKitsune
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    ApocalypseBnGThisCantBRightCobaltKitsuneSasssPantsDhillonJrraydauphinaisjamesrlleahhayward
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    World war Z is what happens when the women in my office get free food

    • 13
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    Joeyds7961SarahByTheSea90Rikidusoff_beat_deademilysavant09javajane74mkuzia1958unibrowbeater
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    Joeyds7961emilysavant09javajane74mkuzia1958IsmailSakalakiemancihateWhatsHerFace33
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Fat woman just walked behind my parked car. Rear camera sensors are going crazy...

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    WhatsHerFace33jus4golf__________JasonBerlinBestFoodBabyBlarebareScottLinnenhobo_handsserialmatrix
    • 3
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    BlarebareAlex_N_Chainsbicbob____________
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    I thought the guy in the car ahead of me was wearing a gorilla suit, turns out he's just wearing a wife beater and his back fur...

    • 13
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    jus4golf__________JasonBerlinBlarebareScottLinnenRoyLungeJrdansdailydose____Jstraw94__________TFriss
    • 4
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    Jstraw94__________ricowallaceDouglasBKraemer__JackieluvsUK
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    back at work, surprised none of my coworkers are missing fingers from lighting fireworks. considering they struggle with the office copier.

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    WhatsHerFace33jus4golf__________FranklyMyDear____thebombdottcomJohnLyonTweetsMkjkfitzgeraldUpDocIncelvisknievil
    • 3
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    Doms__Mom________MkjkfitzgeraldRupRohRaggy______
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    I spend most meetings drawing violent and incoherent doodles

    • 12
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    jus4golf__________BlarebareEffing_Rotter____Jack9eight5SquirrelNugsSeangp73Cuddleboobies____FredPollack
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    Seangp73bouncerface______
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Always check for assholes... http://t.co/z0oyAgJ9

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    jus4golf__________JasonBerlinnikkigptmustangmojol_Ladiesosno13__Tinkbl67JimmyJammost
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    kateweir2MeatShowAgain____osno13__Tinkbl67JimmyJammost
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    my workout is done when either~my vodka is gone or i fall off the treadmill

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    jus4golf__________JasonBerlinRockStar13arbieMVernacatolaFranklyMyDear____Randy_was_heremrtruthandsoulJohnLyonTweets
    • 3
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    Randy_was_herebourboneyesmrtruthandsoul
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    Rush hour traffic is when I play a game called "spot the nosepicker and wave"

    • 9
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    jus4golf__________JasonBerlinBlarebareJournalismJunkScottLinnenricowallacefirecatdaddyjrhelkowski
    • 2
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    ricowallaceJackieluvsUK
  • baldkittie
      Mad @baldkittie

    when a clown dies, do his friends go to the funeral in one car?

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    itsmedonvidal_buffoonBareChestykingsrocketcausticfly________outrrracheous
    • 4
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    vidal_buffoonBareChestykingsrocketoutrrracheous
@baldkittie

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