I think we have a serious education problem:  http://i.imgur.com/ulJ6b.jpg 

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This is never acceptable in an iOS app: pic.twitter.com/9vtqrdDRc1

I suffer from engineer’s optimism: “I can do that in a few hours…” *two days later* “Dammit”

Kaleidoscope 2 is out! Check it out here (50% off for a short time):  https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/kaleidoscope/id587512244?mt=12 …

While at WWDC, find your nearest Developer Relations person and buy them a beer, they are earning it this week.

I did a video series that complements my book:  http://www.informit.com/store/xcode-and-instruments-fundamentals-livelessons-video-9780321912046 …

You did get my book right? ;)

Couldn’t get a ticket to WWDC? Come see some great talks at @cocoaconf Alt:  http://cocoaconf.com/alt 

Use proper language when talking about your app. Click and page are terms that don’t belong in a native app with a touch screen.

I prefer writing apps people want to use over apps people have to use. I think this is why I didn’t thrive in an internal dev shop.

OH “Skype for iOS is the new Real Player”

iOS apps don’t have pages. Stop calling them “pages” and you’ll start thinking about it as an actual application.

Hey web developers! Don’t break the back button! If you do, I have a very specific set of skills. Skills that will let me find you. Got it?

This man wants to be President: http://t.co/CAoHfIwg

.@neiltyson at his finest: http://t.co/ig6aLiAn

Saw this on fb and had to share: http://t.co/QbebK4WE

Repeat after me: I will never ever create another UIWindow outside of the one that is created in my app delegate.

OH "try `git choke --force`"

Less than one week until @cocoaconf Chicago! Can’t wait to see everyone there :)

I wish I could retroactively make a deadline, I gotta learn how Congress does that.