America should be ashamed. RT @uberfacts The top baby names of 2009 were also the names of the main characters in Twilight.

@sistertoldjah @benhowe @dloesch @jeromeehudson @dawson5621 @hboulware @lheal @michellemalkin I have been too. http://t.co/lxrnfWFz

There's misfits in both parties of government. But I'll take our misfits at @misfitpolitics over the left's misfits of #OWS ALL. DAY. LONG!

Attn: Al Sharpton RT @uberfacts The paper flag that sticks out of the top of a Hershey's kiss is referred to as a "Nigglywiggly."

RT @uberfacts Regulations instituted by George W. Bush cost the U.S. $8.1 billion annually - Regulations by Obama cost $46 billion annually.

In the face. #IFYKWIMAITYD RT @hboulware @bamanem1016 @cajunconservatv Any woman who boycotts sex to get her way should be shot :-)

Hey, tweeters => RT @uberfacts Psychologists have proven that we tend to overestimate ourselves -- We are not as nice as we think we are.

@cebsilver Gucci & I have been fighting the #WarOnPenis since last night. @guccimama @iheartasquid

@intactavist I don't need you or any governmental agency telling me that I don't know what's best for my son. @guccimama @jswifty250

Today has been one big boobfest....and it was good.

Hey @therealroseanne, it's called due process here in America. Is he guilty til proven innocent or innocent til proven guilty? @guccimama

#Douchebag => “@ndr_w .@billhofing @dloesch with luck, soon she'll Breitbart herself :)”

Hoes? RT @uberfacts hose who kiss more frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder, and blood infections.

@nursingpins @bamagirlrn Wow, @bannerhealth, that sounds like you're doing a disservice to your patients. #understatement

There's not a wench big enough. RT @jswifty250 HAHAHAHAHAHA RT @therealroseanne: Getting towed

Talk about stank breath. Dang....RT @uberfacts Turtles can breathe through their butts.

@ag_conservative don't shake the ho tree & expect a lady to fall out. #protip

@nicfit75 he reads your tweets, doesn't he?

@ravencalig @stine_xoxo You two + @nicfit75...oh crap, destruction is near. 

Any takers on making a baseball bat? RT @uberfacts The process of making a baseball bat is called "boning."