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Found my cat shut in the greenhouse. Who does she think she is? David bloody Blaine? Tosser.
I'm off to spend the morning discovering how my boobs work, I'm hoping there's secret Easter eggs
When the baby wakes up I have to go help clear out the garage *desperately sings lullabies*
Starting the new year by remembering that I've forgotten to tax my car.
Finding "steam wand" hilarious
I've just seen Rick Stein's gash
Blood tests and a trip to the benefits office today, why Monday you are spoiling me!
Actor, Designer, Idiot, Libertine, Provocateur. One of the above.