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I'd name my kids Arial, Verdana, Georgia, and Garamond just so I can say I have a font family.
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I wish I had a scarf or some boobs to wear with this dress.
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Every time I don't want to get up in the morning I remind myself that's called being dead.
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sometimes I'm just like fuck it I'm not swearing today
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There's a cop behind me. I should probably
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The bathroom smells like Christmas. And by "Christmas" I mean cinnamon and assholes.
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Wondering if my ex added me on Facebook just so I would see that he's engaged. Now wondering why I care. Now wondering why I tweeted this.
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Wrappers make too much noise. So do rappers.
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I was about to procrastinate, but I think I'll make a sandwich first.
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"100 Calorie Packs" roughly translated means "Eat Two or Three of These"
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Is there a show called "So You Think You Can Wallflower" cuz that would be more my cup of tea.
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If I was a mermaid I would never have to search for missing shoes.
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I just read for a while. Out of an actual book. 140 characters at a time, of course.
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Funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies.
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When I'm really mad at the radio, I change the station with my middle finger, as if to say, "up yours, radio".
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OH: "I can't get a signal between my legs."
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How addicted am I to Twitter? On a scale from one to ten: eleventy.
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Im not gonna pretend to like football or even understand it, but I better get some cool points for staring at the tv w/ my eyes glazed over.
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Exciting Monday happenings: Mailed a wedding rsvp. Fountain drink from lunch is empty. Someone left a pen on my desk.
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The only thing that can fix this is a tiny cupcake.
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