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Overheard: 'Nah brraa, Joburg is poes far'. What is the standard unit of measurement for 'poes'?
Imagine working in a Verimark store. Selling false hope to feed your children.
My hands are slightly sticky and I'm nowhere near a tap. So obviously I want to kill myself.
If you're going to call me at 3.45am, please turn your caller ID on.
I dig how the roads in Joburg are water-soluble.
I wish the guy who recorded the cycle gang incident had not been listening to the naffest music ever.
Woke up naked on my couch at 3:30am spooning an empty giant packet of Tumbles and a half finished pint of milk. Who wants this?
I'm never more excited in my life than on the drive up to a festival.
You lost me at 'u'.
I'd imagine the people that take those BuzzFeed 'what kind of person are you' tests also have to concentrate when stepping onto an escalator
I'm just amazed at how many of you knew Peaches on a personal level. Judging by your collective grief.
Dan Nash 1984 - 20-- Smelt like alcohol. Creator of SAs 2nd favourite blog. Never read the mail. MFCEO of #WHATUPRIBS