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Overheard: 'Nah brraa, Joburg is poes far'. What is the standard unit of measurement for 'poes'?
Imagine working in a Verimark store. Selling false hope to feed your children.
My hands are slightly sticky and I'm nowhere near a tap. So obviously I want to kill myself.
The Arctic Monkeys 'Do I Wanna Know' makes me horny.
Easter AND 4:20. A dangerous double up.
If you're going to call me at 3.45am, please turn your caller ID on.
I dig how the roads in Joburg are water-soluble.
I wish the guy who recorded the cycle gang incident had not been listening to the naffest music ever.
Woke up naked on my couch at 3:30am spooning an empty giant packet of Tumbles and a half finished pint of milk. Who wants this?
I'm never more excited in my life than on the drive up to a festival.
You lost me at 'u'.
Dan Nash 1984 - 20-- Smelt like alcohol. Creator of SAs 2nd favourite blog. Never read the mail. MFCEO of #WHATUPRIBS
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