Nails it. RT @edgeofsports Latest column @thenation: Jeremy Lin! Why he's NOT the new Tebow by Dave Zirin http://t.co/og09Hjwa

Somebody give Jennifer Carpenter an Emmy for having to tell her ex-husband she is in love w/ him while looking completely distraught #dexter

@carlilloyd on Pia Sundhage stepping down http://t.co/agbX7dIg

phone is messed up and won't me set my alarm clock. good thing there's a website for that http://onlineclock.net/ #savedbythebell

How do you like them apples?

Shorter press conference: whole lotta middle aged white dudes are in charge of our national security.

@mindykaling of Mike and Ike? Or president Eisenhower?

If the U.S. hosts the Winter Olympics, we now reserve the right to use scenes from all three Mighty Ducks movies #openingceremonies

Adele keeps winning Grammys and I'm older than her. No big deal, I've done big things too which is why I'm on my couch in sweatpants

When a classmate thinks you have a date after class because you wore jeans and there isn't pre-wrap in your hair @soccergrlprobs

If you haven't read @deepsixer3 's Jimmer Fredette piece, do it. It's unlike whatever else you've read http://tinyurl.com/4ux44x2

Bridal Shower Bingo.... not how I wanted to spend my afternoon

Finals week is over. Pretty certain there is more coffee in my body than blood... or water. #oopps

Jon Stewart is on Rachel Maddow tonight... my liberal head might explode

Purple wig blowing in the breeze, going through Dunkin Donuts driveway #hitgirlforaday

Saw shattered glass outside my apartment and it made me think of the movie about Stephen Glass . I'm such a journalism dork.

i just funnelled gatorade, in other news we are staying pretty hydrated #cabinfever

in what started out as a productive day has now turned into me reading anything @jennpozner has written